Humor

Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers

Registered users can log in to post comments or submit items for the galleries.

Login Register

There are 3 comments for this item.

Posted by Duff at 3:55 pm (PDT) on Mon March 28, 2022   
Some great Joan Rivers quotes:
 
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
 
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
 
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
 
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
 
I am not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.
 
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
 
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
 
My daughter and I are very close. We speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, ‘Pick up, I know you’re there.’ And she says the same thing back, ‘How’d you get this new number?'
 
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus -- that way, I'd visit him every day.
 
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
Posted by Jacqui at 8:03 pm (PST) on Thu December 23, 2021   
She once said "After sex last night, I rolled over, slapped my forehead and said 'Uh, I could've had a V-8!'"
Posted by kluv42 at 12:31 am (PDT) on Fri June 16, 2017   
"Can we tawk?"

Registered users can log in to post comments or submit items for the galleries.

Login Register



Bookmark and Share

Most people find us by word of mouse. Please share our URL,
https://www.bbemuseum.com/museum/ with your friends!
This site is brought to you using 100% recycled electrons.

Total trivia questions served: 2,181,424